Cycling

Derundann!
Well I am back guys and gals... And guess what, I was out cycling on Sunday and it hurt, a lot.
To put it simply, I am not over-weight but much rather under-weight and the exercise I did on Sunday nearly killed me, quite literally, I was falling all over the place in-fact I fell asleep on the floor of a small shop.

I was woke up a matter of seconds later by Caitlyn kicking me and telling me to "Get up" and stop being a "Lazy sod" after her 'encouraging' words I got up and decided to store my bike away and walk the rest of the journey home... Anyway, that is it for tonight, have a nice evening!

 Yours truly, Grimstnzborith Hill.

Hey guys and gals....

>Be 14
>Bring shrek 1 & 2 to class
>Tell teacher we must watch shrek
>Teacher makes class vote for which movie to watch
>shrek 2 has majority vote
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>Then, Francis pulls out Despicable Me and hands it to teacher
>Everyone in class votes for it and laughs at me
>Teacher throws my shreks back at me and puts Despicable Me in DVD player.
>As the disc loads, I hear loud footsteps from outside. The rumbling shakes the desks and chairs.
>The smell of onions filled the room.
>Suddenly, naked Shrek bursts through the wall and looks at DVD menu of Despicable Me in anger.
> "Ogre m'aye dead bodeh"
>Shrek throws two onionades at the tv and kills the teacher and a deaf girl.
>"Dohble Keel"
>Shrek punches through a kid's chest, pulls out his heart and replaces it with an onionade
>kid explodes.
>"Treeple Kehl"
>Shrek grabs Francis as he tries to escape and bends him over.
>He pulls out Francis' intestines through his butthole and ties an onion to it.
>Shrek then tosses the onion out the window and Francis is dragged out with it.
>Francis falls 8 stories to his death.
>"OGREKEEEEL!"
>Shrek turns around to rest of the class.
>He quietly whispers, "Thees is the pahrt whehre you run away."
>Entire class jumps out of windows to their death.
>"SHREKSTERMINATION"
>Shrek turns to me.
>He looks me in the eye and smiles.
>"Bet yeh weren't shrekspecting thAt."
>"I-Is it....ogre?" I ask.
>"It's ogre when Aye say it's ogre"
>I fall to my knees at his majesty.
>I was ready to please Shrek.
>He pulled out his massive ogresized eshrekt cock and lodged it in my throat.
>My eyes filled with tears.
>mfw they were happy tears.
>Shrek let out a loud ogre roar as he filled my esophagus with sour cum and onion sauce.
>He pulled his cock out of my mouth but as I wiped away my tears, I noticed he was already gone.
>Shrek is love, shrek is life.

Meet the... Toothless!

Derundann!
Welcome back guys and gals! It's time to meet another good friend of mine and this time we're going to...

 For once this name tag doesn't actually define the character, she actually has all her teeth present, butt it's her nickname on Skype so it will stick until further notice.








Well, I meet this girl early last year (In 2012) And at the time honestly I had no idea who see was... But like most great friends of mine this little ball of humor, hugs and sheer inappropriateness stroke me as someone who would make a great friend!

As always I was right, she was just as 'different' as I was and even hugged me the first time she had met me, which is pretty amazing in my opinion, we were quick in taking a friendly liking for each other and up until now have been good friends (And I hope to keep it that way!) Honestly, she is a little odd-ball and perhaps another friend I would call my sister... Welcome to the family if you read this by the way!

Anyway, that is that, I'm not going to put any pictures of her up because 1.I don't have any; and 2.I don't have permission yet. Until next time, have a good night.

Yours truly, Grimstnzborith Hill

They have taken my phone!

Derundann!

Well I am back again guys and gals, and I'm rather annoyed today...
 First thing is first some idiot took my phone and got it confiscated from me, which has reall ruined my day...
Then I find out the DT teacher has been attempting to get access to my phone! Which, by the way, is ILLEGAL.
Grrr... I think I need to go vent some steam guys, I'll be back later this week and I'll hopefully have my phone back by then, and I'm hoping for new content too!

Have a wonderful evening.

Yours truly, Grimstnzborith Hill.

Exams... Done!

Derundann!

Back again guys and gals, this time I am bringing great news!

Earlier today I finished my last dreaded examination of this term, and it feels great being able to live again!

So this is just a short post to tell you all that my exams are done, I never thought I'd be so happy to get back to my laptop and type up a blog... Anyway, 'YUSH!' Exams are done and I'm free again, I hope you all have a great evening guys, I'll be back tomorrow.

Yours truly, Grimstnzborith Hill.
 

Back again...

Derundann!

Oh dear, I'm back again with yet more bad news... I still don't know what to type this time... I knew this would happen... Oh well I guess I could tell you about hot my day was? Nah, that will bore the life out of you all... How about I actually tell you what i wanted to tell you!

My absolutely amazing girlfriend has leaked a little bit of information to me... But first to put you in concept my last girlfriend, whom I shan't say much about, lost my favorite game of all time "Unreal Tournament 3" this really made me depressed... 

But my depression ended yesterday when Lorna informed me she has ordered me a copy of the game! So "YAY!" I honestly can not over state how happy I am right now, I love her so much... Ya'll need a Lorna in your lives! But anyway, considering I'm getting the game I decided I'd make a review of it.

So how do I put this simply, well, like this "HOLY SHIT!...SHIT...shit...shit..." Yes indeed it is the all famous ''Unreal Engine Announcer" and there is no denying that when this guy tells you whats what, that you all came just a little? I mean every 25 kills he insults the person you just killed, how cool is that! And never mind the announcers voice the game play is hectic one split second decision can decide whether or not your mini-gun is going to kill that Liandri robot in front of you or the Krall behind you is going to rip your heart out with the bio-gun and get sniped by the iron-guard watching your back ... Or if that Necris dark-walker is just going to ruin your whole day... Or you can be like me and push the front with the raptor aircraft's heavy artillery blast!

Guys honestly if you are going to play any unreal tournament game, make it the 3rd! Ohhh! One last thing, do not piss off the ronin, they will just break your face with the Jack-Hammer CQC weapon.

Anyway guys, the plot goes like this...

"In 2307, some years after UTD2003, a Skaarj attack occurs on a colony on unknown planet, releasing armed Kralls on the humans. The colony is defenseless, but a group of Ronins arrives on the scene, defending the survivors. Reaper, the group's leader, advises his second-in-command warrior Othello and his sister Jester to destroy the Skaarj blockade with a fighter, and orders team's sniper expert, Bishop, to provide cover as he swarms to save the colony. Suddenly, he is caught in the explosion of an incoming rocket missile and passes out, but not before seeing an unknown woman shooting a soldier next to him.

Reaper is rescued by Othello and Jester and wakes up in the base of the Izanagi, a guerrilla force that fights against Necris and Liandri, and he meets with the leader, revealed to be Malcolm, who also leads the Iron Guard as the Izanagi's army. He explains that the Skaarj attack was masterminded by Liandri, who also turn some of the Krall, Skaarj aliens, into Necris, controlled undead soldiers. The unknown woman who Reaper saw turns out to be Lina, the Liandri operative who destroyed the colony and also leads the Necris forces. Reaper wants to kill her, but Malcolm tells him that he needs to prove himself first."

And that's that guys and gals, enjoy your night!

 Yours truly, Grimstnzborith Hill.

 

Back and terribly sorry!

Derundann!

Well I'm back and I terribly sorry guys and gals, I was a little bit busy and couldn't find the time to write up the next ''meet the...'' Profile which is a big disappointment for me I had told myself I'd get it posted yesterday, but there was two problems, firstly I had no idea who I should do next (However I may be able to post a ''meet the hitman'' later, as an uncle of mine did a cosplay and has gotten into character with the whole agent 47 thing!) Then yesterday when I was about to begin making up a quick post about one of my hobbies , to fill in the gap, I was dragged off to one of my younger cousins birthday parties, so I sat in the corner of the room texting people.

So yeah, sorry! But this was just a really quick post to fill you all in on what has been happening lately.

Have a wonderful evening guys and gals!

 Yours truly, Grimstnzborith Hill.