Oh dear, I'm back again with yet more bad news... I still don't know what to type this time... I knew this would happen... Oh well I guess I could tell you about hot my day was? Nah, that will bore the life out of you all... How about I actually tell you what i wanted to tell you!
My absolutely amazing girlfriend has leaked a little bit of information to me... But first to put you in concept my last girlfriend, whom I shan't say much about, lost my favorite game of all time "Unreal Tournament 3" this really made me depressed...
But my depression ended yesterday when Lorna informed me she has ordered me a copy of the game! So "YAY!" I honestly can not over state how happy I am right now, I love her so much... Ya'll need a Lorna in your lives! But anyway, considering I'm getting the game I decided I'd make a review of it.
So how do I put this simply, well, like this "HOLY SHIT!...SHIT...shit...shit..." Yes indeed it is the all famous ''Unreal Engine Announcer" and there is no denying that when this guy tells you whats what, that you all came just a little? I mean every 25 kills he insults the person you just killed, how cool is that! And never mind the announcers voice the game play is hectic one split second decision can decide whether or not your mini-gun is going to kill that Liandri robot in front of you or the Krall behind you is going to rip your heart out with the bio-gun and get sniped by the iron-guard watching your back ... Or if that Necris dark-walker is just going to ruin your whole day... Or you can be like me and push the front with the raptor aircraft's heavy artillery blast!
Guys honestly if you are going to play any unreal tournament game, make it the 3rd! Ohhh! One last thing, do not piss off the ronin, they will just break your face with the Jack-Hammer CQC weapon.
Anyway guys, the plot goes like this...
"In 2307, some years after UTD2003, a Skaarj attack occurs on a colony
on unknown planet, releasing armed Kralls on the humans. The colony is
defenseless, but a group of Ronins arrives on the scene, defending the
survivors. Reaper, the group's leader, advises his second-in-command
warrior Othello and his sister Jester to destroy the Skaarj blockade
with a fighter, and orders team's sniper expert, Bishop, to provide
cover as he swarms to save the colony. Suddenly, he is caught in the
explosion of an incoming rocket missile and passes out, but not before
seeing an unknown woman shooting a soldier next to him.
Reaper is rescued by Othello and Jester and wakes up in the base of
the Izanagi, a guerrilla force that fights against Necris and Liandri,
and he meets with the leader, revealed to be Malcolm, who also leads the
Iron Guard as the Izanagi's army. He explains that the Skaarj attack
was masterminded by Liandri, who also turn some of the Krall, Skaarj
aliens, into Necris, controlled undead soldiers. The unknown woman who
Reaper saw turns out to be Lina, the Liandri operative who destroyed the
colony and also leads the Necris forces. Reaper wants to kill her, but
Malcolm tells him that he needs to prove himself first."
And that's that guys and gals, enjoy your night!
Yours truly, Grimstnzborith Hill.
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